And I've got jokes!
Hahaha, wipe your tears. Actually, that was my random attempt at learning to crochet while traveling. Without benefit of pattern or instructor,...or wine, honest!
I just made it up as I went along. A chain morphed into a bowl, into a vase, into a...hey! that kinda looks like a mitten. Wonder how can I make a thumb and how do I go back to the cuff without breaking the yarn... A mind is a terrible thing.